inloveandfear-deactivated202505:

I love saying “my brain went” instead of “I thought” because idk what’s going on up there sometimes I just live here

ellieohno:

funnytwittertweets:

doodlefriend:

dinosaur-laser-comics:

back-that-sass-up:

gayforjotaro:

procrastinationstan:

elliexer:

beetlebongos:

breakfast

lunch

dinner

dessert

cool what the FUCKING HECK does this mean tho

has. has no one else seen these. gen zillenials where u at

snack

soularino:

How do i delete my feelings? Like thanks for the opportunity but i dont think its for me.

sidsass:

satan works fast but bobby from queer eye works faster

damienchazelle:

gyaradont:

acidhues:

damienchazelle:

how exactly do you get into the feet pic selling business 

put your best foot forward

A good first step is selling your sole

None of you are funny I just want foot money

voices-from-above:

Remember when Christen Press earned her 100th cap in June and we thought homophobia was defeated?

just-shower-thoughts:

When people say they can understand a language, but can’t speak it, they basically have the same fluency level of a well-trained dog.

memeconsumer69:

looselippedships:

what she says: i’m fine

what she means: the tv show iCarly always portrayed Spencer as some bumbling idiot after dropping out of law school after three days, but they disregard the fact that this means Spencer did in fact finish college with a degree and knew enough about the law to pass his entrance exams and had good enough grades in his classes to be accepted into a law school therefore the image that they portrayed of him being stupid is false, he was simply a man who realized his passion lied elsewhere and he wasn’t going to pay a tuition for a law school studying that when his heart wasn’t in it. he was a smart man with the knowledge and capability to do anything, and he chose his art

shit hes right.

sixohsixoheightfourtwo:

tag yourself, then release yourself back into the wild, for scientific monitoring

tulasaysyay:

punchgurl:

Struggling to keep your rolled up sleeves looking nice is gay culture

Struggling is gay culture